Frankie
The Frankaconis Coorslitium Consuminous
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Pictured here in his natural habitat.
The Frankaconis, or Frankie for short, is an elusive creature.
He can be lured into populated areas by his fondness for beverages
on tap.
If you encounter him in his natural habitat, use caution when
approaching him and please ... do not use his ashtray!
Naturally reclusive, Frankie is territorial and requires
a personal space area of at least 2.5
feet (the approximate distance of a bar stool) on either
side.
When
agitated, Frankie can become demonstrative and verbose.
Diet
Consists primarily of clear liquids, pizza, chicken legs,
Chips Ahoy cookies and seedless fruits.
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Physical Appearance
Though rarely observed in motion, The Frankaconis has lightening
speed. There have been reports of his legendary physical condition
exemplified by a washboard stomach.
Vocalization and Communication
The Frankaconis requires intense, direct attention before he will
communicate vocally.
Frankie is a mimic and can accurately repeat voice and sound. It
has been reported that he is even musical at times.
Evidence
Have you had an encounter with The Frankaconis?
We want to hear about it!
Submit your Frankie Reports, and evidence to fuckfrankie.com
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